Thursday, February 9, 2012
Hypothetically speaking, of course...
*looks left and right nervously*|||Go inside?|||try sitting in the middle of your front yard on a full moon. put a aluminum beanie on your head and wave men's boxers in each hand. sing any song from your favorite band at the top of your lungs, any will do. you will lose the urge, it works.|||Paint the moon black. Then Hayley Westenra will have an answer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lgtod-et鈥?/a>|||Try taking some Lycanthropic B.
I think you can purchase it over the counter.
In the meantime, do something about those fleas and your excessive facial hair.|||Only go outside when there is a new moon. Also, you can wear your sunglasses at night like Cory Hart did.|||Gum chewing could help; a giant wad of unregenerate tire might make it far too difficult to do Anything else...and the wet splutters wouldn't be as offensive to the neighbors..or the Cops....|||You could throw a rock at it.|||silver bullets can help|||I find that silver bullets always help.|||Kill sqirrels|||If you're eating a cupcake, I'm pretty sure you'd rather indulge than howl.|||I like you|||Drugs|||Only drink on moonless nights?|||ditto to Z
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